I have seen many great and not so great profiles. I have noticed the following profile about a month ago, and I decided to post it here with very minor changes, as I consider this the most interesting and overall – the best female profile I have seen so far. Some would consider this profile to be too negative and opinionated, but I firmly believe that “playing it safe” is not the right way to go when it comes to online dating. You are much better off speaking your mind, as that will significantly increase your chances of finding a reader who will relate and agree with what you say. So, here is the profile that I simply had to post here. Obviously, I don’t know much about the writer, but clearly she is not your average girl. She is articulate, funny, and opinionated at the very least.

“About Me:

I have always winced at the thought of online dating… but in the name of open-mindedness, f*** it. After being thoroughly disappointed in the trashy local nightlife, I have come to the conclusion that meeting people here might not be the worst idea. So, here goes…

Despite being very busy, I make it a point to find the time for doing the things I like and spending the time with people who I care about. I like people who have brains, humor and wit, spunk, self-confidence (not narcissism), resilience, strength of character, a willingeness to learn and be taught (humility), those who have been through some sh-t in life and pushed through it (I am not going to make your lemonade for you).

I think video games are retarted – I want my future kids to be cut up and bruised from climbing trees and riding bikes, not fat-assed in front of the TV being conditioned for army drone piloting. That goes for my partner as well.

No small penises (seriously), douchey facial hair sytles (i.e. the Berkeley Beard, anal-retentive chinstrap or Flavr Savr), high maintenance egos, military men/law enforcement, and guys who spend more than an hour a day at a gym. If you are over 34, no dice.

First Date:

I can say what my first date nighmares are:

1) Fancy restaurant “wining & dining” – schmoozing is laughable

2) Bar or nightclub -yelling in each other’s ear.

I am interning at the local Zoo. If I like you, I might let you feed the tigers with me .”

But even a short paragraph alone can communicate that a woman is much smarter and more interesting than the most. Here is an actual example from a profile:

“I disapprove of joining cults and cover bands. I approve of paid time off and karaoke. I discourage overindulgence and understimulation. I encourage playing with children and learning a second language. I dislike meddlers and pedophiles. I like photographs and fist fights. I am uninterested in vapid minds and perverts. I am interested in smart asses and challenging repartee. Now what?”

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This entry was posted on Thursday, August 20th, 2009 at 5:42 am and is filed under Single Dating.

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